LITERAL BEARS I'M JEALOUS OF

BECAUSE bearsimjealousof.tumblr.com ISN'T ACTUALLY ABOUT BEARS.

SOMEONE NAMED MICHAEL SENT ME A MESSAGE TELLING ME ABOUT THIS BEAR WHO HAD A JAR STUCK ON HIS HEAD AND THEN A BUNCH OF HUMANS SAVED HIM. MEANWHILE I HAVE HAD A JAR STUCK ON MY HEAD FOR A LITTLE OVER THREE MONTHS AND THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO “JUST WAIT IT OUT”. JARLOUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE NAMED MICHAEL SENT ME A MESSAGE TELLING ME ABOUT THIS BEAR WHO HAD A JAR STUCK ON HIS HEAD AND THEN A BUNCH OF HUMANS SAVED HIM. MEANWHILE I HAVE HAD A JAR STUCK ON MY HEAD FOR A LITTLE OVER THREE MONTHS AND THE DOCTOR TOLD ME TO “JUST WAIT IT OUT”. JARLOUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!