LITERAL BEARS I'M JEALOUS OF

BECAUSE bearsimjealousof.tumblr.com ISN'T ACTUALLY ABOUT BEARS.

U KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS MY GOAT? WHEN THIS BEAR SPREADS HIS LEGS, HE GETS WORLDWIDE MEDIA ATTENTION. BUT WHEN I SPREAD MY LEGS I JUST GET $50/HR AND QUESTIONABLE LESIONS. UGHHHH SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED JEALOUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(THANK U 2 JENNIFER 4 SENDING ME THIS BEAR.)

U KNOW WHAT REALLY GETS MY GOAT? WHEN THIS BEAR SPREADS HIS LEGS, HE GETS WORLDWIDE MEDIA ATTENTION. BUT WHEN I SPREAD MY LEGS I JUST GET $50/HR AND QUESTIONABLE LESIONS. UGHHHH SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED JEALOUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(THANK U 2 JENNIFER 4 SENDING ME THIS BEAR.)