R U KIDDIN ME, THIS BEARS GOT THE LIFE!!!!! NOTHIN 2 DO BUT LOUNGE IN THE SUN WAIT FOR BELLY RUBS. HEY BEAR U NEED A SCRATCH?, NO PROB, I AM JEALITCH!!!!
SO I WENT 2 YOGA LAST NITE AND THE PROFESOR KEPT 2 YELLIN AT ME SAYIN I WAS NOT STRETCHY ENUF. BUT CHECK OUT THIS FLEXIBEAR DOIN THE TOES-NOSE POSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEALOSANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY BEAR THATS SOME SUPERSWEET DIVING UR DOING. JUST DONT GO DOWN TOO FAR BC U MIGHT GET THE BENDS. NM WHAT DO I CARE I ALREADY HAVE JELS PALSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEAR: HELLO, YES, THIS IS BEAR.
ME: NICE 2 TALK 2 U BEAR, THIS IS ALEXANDER GRAHAM JELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y SO JEALOUSSSSSS???????????????????????????????????
THIS BABY BEAR’S BEST FRIEND IS A CHINAMAN!!!!!! ALTHOUGH ONE IS WHITE AND THE OTHER IS BLACK AND WHITE, THEY HAVE FOUND A FRIENDSHIP THAT IS TRUE AND TOLERANT. PANDA BEAR, U R HEALING OUR WORLD AND 4 THAT, I AM ENENVIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL WOULD U LOOK AT THIS BEAR! HE IS GOIN IN FOR HIS PHYSCAL AND IT APPEARS HE IS IN PEAK PHYSICAL FORM. GLAD *SOME1* AROUND HERE IS IN HIS APPROPRIATe WEIGHT PERCENTILE!!! AMERICAN JEALTH ASSOICATION!!!!!!!!
I SEE THIS BEAR ROLLIN’, I HATIN, SO FRUSTRATIN, HE TRYNA CATCH ME HELLA JELLY
THIS BEAR GETS 2 PLAY OUTSIDE ANYTIME ALL THE TIME, NO NEED 2 BUNDLE UP OR WEAR GLOVS, HIS PAWS ARE NATURE’S GLOVS!!!! SLEIGH JELS RING, R U LISTNING?!!!!?!?!?!!!
HERE IS A PLAY BY PLAY: SOME A-HOLE ROLLED INTO THE ARKTIC 2 TAKE PICTURE OF BEAR FOR PROFIT, YET DID NOT INVITE BEAR IN FOR WARMTH OR A SNACK. SO WHAT DO BEAR DO? BEAR WELCOMES HIMSELF ~*~RIGHT IN~*~ BC HE WILL NOT BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF! JELF-ASSERTIVENESS!!!!!
WELL WOULD U LOOK AT THIS NOISE! THESE BEARS HAVE THEIR OWN SWEET MOAT ON A BEA UTIFUL RIVER, PLUS A PEASANT IN A SKY CAGE WHO HAS 2 PLAY MUSIC JUST 4 THEM!!!!!!! HEY VIOLIN, DO U TAKE REQUESTES? HOW BOUT U STRUM OUT “HEY JEALOUSY” ON YOUR INSTRUMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE U EVEN JOKING ME WITH THIS BEAR RIGHT NOW?????????// HE IS HAVING A NICE RELAXING SOAK IN HIS VERY OWN HOTT TUB, NO ONE 2 BOTHER HIM, NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD. DON’T EVEN EXTEND ME AN INVITE BEAR, I DO NOT NEED TO UNWIND WITH U, U KNOW I WILL JUST GO TAKE A DIP IN MY JEALCUZZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS JUST TAKE A QUICK SURVAY OF WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PICUTRE: BEAR GETS 2 HAVE A SUPER FUN TIME SWINGING ON A SWING AAAAAND HE HAS A SLAVE WHO BRINGS HIM STRAWBERRY ICE CREAMS???? WHATEVER BEAR, I ALREADY HAVE MY OWN HEARTEY SERVING OF JEALATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LBIJO HAS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 2 MAKE:
AS U NO, THIS BLOG WAS INSPIRED BY BEARS I’M JEALOUS OF. NOW I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT, IN TURN, THERE IS A NEW BLOG INSPIRED BY LBIJO: LITERARY BEARS I’M JEALOUS OF.
WHAT OF THIS MAGNIFICINT TRIFECTA OF VARIED BEARIED JEALOUSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALTHOUGH IT PAINS ME 2 SEE FATHER BEAR AND SON BEAR HAVE A DISPUTE, I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL ENVIOUS. FOR U SEE, I GREW UP WITH NO FATHER AT ALL — NO 1 TO TEACH ME 2 PLAY CATCH, NO 1 TO COME 2 FATHER-SON DAY AT BOY SCOUTS. LITTLE BEAR, U MAY BE MAD RIGHT NOW, BUT 1 DAY U WILL REALIZE UR FATHER SCOLDED BC HE CARED, AND U WILL BE FOREVER GREATFUL. PERHAPS HAD I HAD FATHER, I WOULD NOT BE SO JEALOUS OF LITERAL BEAR :( :( :( :( :(
