THIS BABY BEAR’S BEST FRIEND IS A CHINAMAN!!!!!! ALTHOUGH ONE IS WHITE AND THE OTHER IS BLACK AND WHITE, THEY HAVE FOUND A FRIENDSHIP THAT IS TRUE AND TOLERANT. PANDA BEAR, U R HEALING OUR WORLD AND 4 THAT, I AM ENENVIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL WOULD U LOOK AT THIS BEAR! HE IS GOIN IN FOR HIS PHYSCAL AND IT APPEARS HE IS IN PEAK PHYSICAL FORM. GLAD *SOME1* AROUND HERE IS IN HIS APPROPRIATe WEIGHT PERCENTILE!!! AMERICAN JEALTH ASSOICATION!!!!!!!!
I SEE THIS BEAR ROLLIN’, I HATIN, SO FRUSTRATIN, HE TRYNA CATCH ME HELLA JELLY
THIS BEAR GETS 2 PLAY OUTSIDE ANYTIME ALL THE TIME, NO NEED 2 BUNDLE UP OR WEAR GLOVS, HIS PAWS ARE NATURE’S GLOVS!!!! SLEIGH JELS RING, R U LISTNING?!!!!?!?!?!!!
HERE IS A PLAY BY PLAY: SOME A-HOLE ROLLED INTO THE ARKTIC 2 TAKE PICTURE OF BEAR FOR PROFIT, YET DID NOT INVITE BEAR IN FOR WARMTH OR A SNACK. SO WHAT DO BEAR DO? BEAR WELCOMES HIMSELF ~*~RIGHT IN~*~ BC HE WILL NOT BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF! JELF-ASSERTIVENESS!!!!!
WELL WOULD U LOOK AT THIS NOISE! THESE BEARS HAVE THEIR OWN SWEET MOAT ON A BEA UTIFUL RIVER, PLUS A PEASANT IN A SKY CAGE WHO HAS 2 PLAY MUSIC JUST 4 THEM!!!!!!! HEY VIOLIN, DO U TAKE REQUESTES? HOW BOUT U STRUM OUT “HEY JEALOUSY” ON YOUR INSTRUMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE U EVEN JOKING ME WITH THIS BEAR RIGHT NOW?????????// HE IS HAVING A NICE RELAXING SOAK IN HIS VERY OWN HOTT TUB, NO ONE 2 BOTHER HIM, NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD. DON’T EVEN EXTEND ME AN INVITE BEAR, I DO NOT NEED TO UNWIND WITH U, U KNOW I WILL JUST GO TAKE A DIP IN MY JEALCUZZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS JUST TAKE A QUICK SURVAY OF WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PICUTRE: BEAR GETS 2 HAVE A SUPER FUN TIME SWINGING ON A SWING AAAAAND HE HAS A SLAVE WHO BRINGS HIM STRAWBERRY ICE CREAMS???? WHATEVER BEAR, I ALREADY HAVE MY OWN HEARTEY SERVING OF JEALATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LBIJO HAS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 2 MAKE:
AS U NO, THIS BLOG WAS INSPIRED BY BEARS I’M JEALOUS OF. NOW I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT, IN TURN, THERE IS A NEW BLOG INSPIRED BY LBIJO: LITERARY BEARS I’M JEALOUS OF.
WHAT OF THIS MAGNIFICINT TRIFECTA OF VARIED BEARIED JEALOUSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALTHOUGH IT PAINS ME 2 SEE FATHER BEAR AND SON BEAR HAVE A DISPUTE, I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL ENVIOUS. FOR U SEE, I GREW UP WITH NO FATHER AT ALL — NO 1 TO TEACH ME 2 PLAY CATCH, NO 1 TO COME 2 FATHER-SON DAY AT BOY SCOUTS. LITTLE BEAR, U MAY BE MAD RIGHT NOW, BUT 1 DAY U WILL REALIZE UR FATHER SCOLDED BC HE CARED, AND U WILL BE FOREVER GREATFUL. PERHAPS HAD I HAD FATHER, I WOULD NOT BE SO JEALOUS OF LITERAL BEAR :( :( :( :( :(
DO I EVEN NEED 2 TELL U WHY I AM JELLY OF THIS BEAR?????? HE IS MADE OF VERMICHELLI AND MARBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL WOULD U LOOK AT THIS BEAR?? HE COMES IN PEACE!!!!!!!!! MUST B NICE 2 B A PACIFIST, BEAR. I, TOO, WOULD LOVE 2 B A PEACEMONGER BUT SADLY I AM A SOLDIER ON THE FRONT LINES OF THE MOST DEVASTATINK WAR OF ALL — ENVY.
JUST FYI PANDABEAR THAT IS NOT HOW U PLAY VOLLEYBALL. U R SUPPOSED 2 THROW THE BALL OVER A NET, NOT KICK IT AT A TRAIN CONDUCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT O WAIT — I FORGOT — U CAN CHEAT ALL U WANT AND NEVER GET IN TROUBLE BC EVER1 LOVES U. RING THE JEL, THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HARK!!!!!! THE BEARS HEARD MY JEALOUS MUSINGS!!!!!!!!!! BEARS, I AM SO SORRY 2HAVE INTERRUPTED UR VERY SPECIAL MOMENT. :( :( :( PLS CONTINUE TO BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST ANIMALS ON EARTH WHILE I GO BE JELAOUS IN MY TRUCK :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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THESE 2 BEARS ARE STAREING OUT INTO A PICTURESQUE SCENE OF REEDS AND RIVERS, TAKING IN THE QUIETUDE OF NATURES AND WONDERMENT OF WILDLIVES. IN THIS TRANQUILL MOMENT, THEY HAVE COME TO APPRECIATE THEIR BEARNESS, WHILE I CONTINUE 2 WOLLOW IN A JEALOUS WELL OF NON-BEARITUDE. WOULD I BUT EVER KNOW SUCH PROFUND SELF-ACTUALIZATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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